Hello Poison Ivy!

HI HI welcome to Hello Poison Ivy we (as in me) know this website's ugly and thats the point!!!! Whenever you feel that this website is somehow aesthetically pleasing PLEASE INFORM US SO WE CAN FIX IT!!!! and that divider under the main image doesnt count it just worked with the color scheme.

If you wanna add anything or smth like that then be my guest and send me a message somehow and i will try to add everything to the best of my abilities. im not good at coding so imma def have to lock in especially if its a heard thing to do.

this is a project that's supposed to help me with design and coding in general and lowkey i just wanted to make an ugly website and this is pretty freaking ugly if i do say so myself. if you dont like it then too bad and if you do then hey thanks! take my code as inspiration but dont steal it kthxbyeee!!!

If you wanna look at other stuff then there's my pages which lets face it are never ever gonna be updated but they're there so hey.

idk thats it ig have fun ig

LINK US WE WILL BE YOUR BIGGEST FANS!!!!

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WHERE TO FIND ME OTHER PLACES:

SpaceHey

Pinterest

TRIGGER WARNING: I act more normal on both of those so if you'd prefer me rn then this is all you have buddy

ALL LINKS GO TO ANOTHER TAB DW ABOUT NEVER FINDING THIS BEAUTIFUL WEB AGAIN

UPDATES

11/26/25

finished "my life i hope" and working on the blog

11/21/25

finished the gifs i think. ready or neocities i believe!

11/18/25

finished the little pages snippets. idk. i have to add more gifs

11/13/25

hey guys i said this in my blog but the big 3 thing side by side is terrible so im gonna come up with something else, prolly gonna be making pages for them all. But what are they gonna be? dun dun dun!!!

11/12/25

This is the day i made this GD updates thing. is it w rizz or too skibidi to handle?

IF YOU WANT A PREVIEW OF THE PAGES THEN HERE YOU GO BUT IF YOU DONT CARE THEN NEITHER DO I SO SHUT UP THIS IS MY WEBPAGE GO SOMEWHERE ELSE:

Blog

Love me Like a Computer Virus
11/13/25

Maybe I'll love you more if i rot inside of your favorite things...

I DECIDED I WANT TO TALK MORE ON THIS THING SO IM GONNA

Pages!!!

My Life (I Hope)

Blog

Poetry

FREE .MIDI .MID FILES ONLINE DOWNLOAD

BEST VIEWED ON BROWSER NOT SUITIBLE FOR MOBILE

LOVE SAVOR YOUR MOMENTS GAZE DAYDREAM THINK AND BY GOD BE UGLY!!!

WE LOVE THE QUESTIONS AND OPINIONS THAT BARELY TIP TOE OVER THE DRAWN LINE!!! TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU WANT TO BE HEARD! I LISTEN AND I LISTEN GOOD!!!

YEAH THE CURSOR IS WEIRD I KNOW THAT JUST LET IT HAPPEN IDK HOW TO FIX IT!!!

EVERYTHING IS A WIP SO IF IT LOOKS UNFINISHED THERES A 50% IT ACTUALLY IS AND THERES 50% CHANCE THAT ITS LIKE THAT ON PURPOSE JUST FYI!!!

My Life (I Hope)

Fantasy 1: Area 51 Janitor

I've always been interested in Area 51...

Poetry

Zombie Sonnet - 11/17/25

The morgues and the graves and the
dead will rise!...

yoo hoo im baaack

NOW THE LEFT AND MIDDLE COLUMNS ARE COMBINED ISNT THAT SUPER DUPER RAD

WHICH IS THE BEST PAGE (SO FAR)? VOTE!!!

WHAT IM CURRENTLY WATCHING---->>>>>:

MIGHT NEVER EVER BE UPDATED SO ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN

/----WHAT I USE TO CHOOSE THE FONTS AND COLORS IF IT DOESNT WORK THEN I PROBABLY KNOW THAT ALREADY

WHAT I SHOULD ADD

IF ITS HIGHLIGHTED THEN IM WORKING ON IT IF ITS NOT THEN UR JUST GONNA HAVE TO WAIT

DUCKY SWIMMING LIKE CAMERONSWORLD


CONFESSIONS OF DIRTBAGS


MOVIES


TV OR SMTH THAT HAS A THING THAT WORKS OR SMTH

THE REST OF THE HOMEPAGE IS JUST GONNA BE PRACTICE FOR VARIOUS HTML N CSS THINGS SO HANG TIGHT YALL!

MIGHT NOT BE UPDATED FOR CHUNKS OF TIME BC IM PRACTICING THE CODE SOMEWHERE THAT ISN'T NEOCITIES

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PLAY OUR AWESOME STOLEN MUSIC ^^^^^

I wished with all my heart that we could just leave this world behind. Rise like two angels in the night and magically disappear.
-Neil McCormack, Mysterious Skin (2004)

QUOTE CHANGES SOMETIMES!!!

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MY FAVORITES

Movies:

Saw, Watership Down, 9, Mysterious Skin, The Accountant, many many more

Books:

Watership Down, Animal Farm, Frankenstein (1818), I Must Betray You

Shows:

Arrested Development, Invincible, Chimp Crazy, Glee

Music:

Literally everything (well almost)

Animals

RABBITS!!!, big cats (mostly jaguars and tigers), manatees

Colors

Dark blue, any blue acc, pink, green, dark red

Food

Pasta (mostly alfredo n mac n cheese), caeser salad, goat cheese, mostly all cheese, celery n things with ranch, chicken wings, chocolate and sour candy

Other Stuff:

Designing n coding, research, daydreaming, biology, psychology, random other stuff, movies!, Saw, Watership Down, area 51 or aliens in general, colors, big cats, rabbits, pink green blue and dark red, iceburgs, long yt videos, swingsets, the world wide web!!!

THIS VIDEO WOULD BE EMBEDDED BUT FOR SOME REASON HPI IS BEING THE BIGGEST OPP SO ALL YOU HAVE IS THE LINK FOR NOW

HPI RULES BC IM REALLY BORED

  1. if 2 things are next to each other and they look similar then CHANGE ONE
  2. if you feel like you've overused a color or just dont wanna use a color, PICK A RANDOM ONE
  3. if a text is unreadable MOVE ON

SO THE THING IS BARELY WORKING BUT AS LONG AS YOU SEE 3 IMAGES THEN YOU'LL LIVE